What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What happens to garlic sauce over time?

The sausages.

What happened to the guy who replaced his laxatives with Prozac?

He didn't give a sh...

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"