What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Why did the doctor lose his job?

He lost his patience

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

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Why is time wary of mathematicians?

They're always plotting against it.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E