What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E