What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

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What do you call americans flying to space?

The plot for Wall-E

What's a farmers favourite part of a novel?

The plot.