Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr
Because it has cis-trust issues
Because they literally can't even.
Denim denim denim
Someone else goes home with their Jeans.
Stop talking in secret code.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
It was all a myth-take!
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
A fastball - a sizzler.
Denim denim denim.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Denim Denim. Denim