Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

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Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.