Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

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What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

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What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

What diapers should you put on a dead baby?

Pamperspired.