To hide his nuts!!
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Nobody will look for them.
To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.
Because there's no point in it.
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
A eunucorn.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
