What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Elephino

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How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

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You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.