What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What do you call a hippo that swears?

A hippopottymouth

What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.