What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

on Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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What do you call a hippo in Antarctica?

LOST!! (I'll show myself out now)

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.