What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

How did the rednecks find their sister?

Pretty good.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.