How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white?

A: Blee-otch.

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What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

How do you make a Snoop Dogg martini?

One part Seagrams gin, one part cotton gin.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*