Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.