Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"