Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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What does a stoner do to work out?

Kush ups

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane