Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Previous Random Joke Next

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

Where do stoners keep their money?

In a joint account

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"