Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

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What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane