Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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How do you get a paper baby?

Marry an old bag.

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: