Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What do you call it when a really large number marries a small number?

A Ranged Marriage

Why does a priest never get married?

Because they got nun to love them

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What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane