Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why cant Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he's Blind Married

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What do you call a stoner balancing his checkbook?

High finance!

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE: