What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

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What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer?

A bucket.

What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop?

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What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.