Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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What's the difference between Jesus and a bunch of Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have a bunch of Mexicans tattooed all over himself.

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Grant Money Jokes More Grant Money Jokes

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why aren't eagles allowed to be sick in america?

Because that would be illeagle

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Cunning Runt Jokes More Cunning Runt Jokes

What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner?

One's a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Pygmy Jokes More Pygmy Jokes

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call an unfinished inflow of money?

Incomplete.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.