Wild Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

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What's the final product Steve Jobs released?

The iDied

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do jedi hate the most?

Forced jokes.

What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

100 Bill Jokes More 100 Bill Jokes

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny?

an anti-joke.

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.

What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces