How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What does Belathor call his balls?

His treasures.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls