How do you tell a domesticated cat from a wild one?

The domesticated doesnt have balls

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls

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How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.