How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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What do you call a lemon staring at an elderly lady?

Citric Flaccid

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks