How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."

How does Jared like to play his flute?

In A minor.

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How do you make an idiot easily wait ?

I tell you tomorrow.

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...