How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

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How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3