What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

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Why will Church's chicken be losing money?

Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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What do you call a Finnish terrorist?

Finn Laden.

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

How do you feel when you're playing Mortal Kombat and the air conditioning goes out?

Toastyyy!

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What kind of church music do they sing in Finland?

FINNISH HYMN!

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"