What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did the redneck say to his sister?

Oooh yeah, baby!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.