What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

How do priests make holy water?

They bless the hell out of it.