How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)