How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...