How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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How do you get Sigmund Freud to screw a lightbulb?

Tell him the lightbulb is his mother.

What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)