How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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How many times we need to tell you that she died?

Man: It pleases me to listen that she died.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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Why couldn't they execute the railway worker with the electric chair?

He was too good a conductor

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)