Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala