Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What does Bill Gates call it when someone drops a $20 bill on the ground?

Littering.

What do your mother and the ground have in common?

They are always full of seed.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala