Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)
Snowd-en
a Stick!
Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
She was trying to find the lowest prices
Because you can't bury them in trees !
One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Re-fried beans!
Coala