What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do rodents do after dinner?

Gopher a walk.

What do waiters want most after dinner?

The tip!

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.