What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What did the plate say to the mug?

Food's on me tonight.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.