What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

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Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

Why couldn't Bach pay for his dinner?

Because he was Baroque.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

What is a dog's favourite food ?

Anything that is on your plate !

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!