How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What do women and fly wire have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.