How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are men faster than women?

Ball bearings and stick shift.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant