How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are women so odd?

Because they can't even. Huh huh?

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.