Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

What was the last thing that went through the hostages head?

A bullet.

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.