Why are most reactionists black?

Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.