What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta?

Wartortellini!

What's a jawa's favorite type of pasta?

Rotini!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti that carries a fake ID?

an impasta!

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.