What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones ?

Hush puppies !

What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

A: Don't wind it.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas