What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

What snakes are good at sums ?

Adders !

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

When was pasta introduced to the Middle East?

when someone fed a genie alfredo

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What do you call spaghetti made by Jamaican?

Rasta Pasta.

What do you call a Jamaican who likes spaghetti?

A Pastafarian.