What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A !

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Where do cars get the most flat tyres?

Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends?

Cannelonely!

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.