What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

What did one snake say to another ?

Hiss off !

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

A: "Use the fork, Luke."

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta