Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.