What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

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Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!