What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now.