What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"