What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

How do you blindfold an Asian person?

You put floss over his eyes.

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.