What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes ?

Fish !

What do you call a dear with no eyes?

A: No eye-deer.

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)