What did Charlie Bucket say when Willie Wonka peed on him?

I've got a golden tinkle in my eye...

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How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."