How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!