How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.