How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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A pan, duh!

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I'm bacon!

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.