How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What's a panda's favorite kitchen dish?

A pan....duh

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How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling?

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What do you call a foot doctor, curled up in a ball on the floor?

A pedal physician in the fetal position.