What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.