Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What do you call Abby who lives in the city?

Downtown Abby

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*