Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What does Hillary's emails and a racist post have in common?

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Why won't Hillary ever pull out?

She's never finished screwing people.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How's your day Dog ?

Rough...

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a lesbian that you can't understand?

A mad lib...

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

Discuss Jokes More Discuss Jokes

What do you say to someone who talked about you behind your back?

You discussed me.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.