Event Jokes

What do you call a runner who hates every event but his own?

A raceist

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What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Why was the Taiwanese business man so stressed out?

Because he had a Taipei personality.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Eliminate Jokes More Eliminate Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.