What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.