What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Who came after Augustus?

Septembrus

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine?

A Philistine with two mommies ...

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny. --As told to me by an Engineering lead... Much facepalm ensued.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.