What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Skunk Jokes More Skunk Jokes

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.