What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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How's your homophone needlepoint project coming along?

Sew sew

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

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What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!