What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*