What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do credit cards not work in France?

They don't understand the concept of charging.

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!