What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.