What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic?

You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog.

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What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.