What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

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Why did the french man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence