What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Egg White Jokes More Egg White Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*