Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Sir, this is a liquor store."

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*