Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

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What is it called when Venom snake gets spotted doing something bad?

Getting caught red handed!

How do you catch a WiFi?

With an ethernet!

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What do I do with it?

Me: "Is there a live baby in it " Him: "No." Me: "Throw it away."

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Evidence Jokes More Evidence Jokes

Why are they rioting in Ferguson?

Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

Boomerang Jokes More Boomerang Jokes

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!