What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How will it work?

Remains to be seen.

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What did the tailor say about her job?

It's sew sew

Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

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Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts