What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bubble bath?

The girl in church has her soul full of hope...

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

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How did the sperm cross the road?

I put the wrong socks on today.

What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin