What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a Philosophy major and a cashier at KFC?

A job application.

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Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant?

As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming

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What's wrong with them?

his boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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How are you today?

Me: Tim.

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned