What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a taliban outpost and an Afghani Elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones

What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants?

When you sniff paint, you get high

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What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!