What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

What works better than anti-depressants?

A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed.

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What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?

Cancer cells can get Jobs.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What do Will and Jaden Smith like about today?

It's After Earth Day.

What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.