What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What's small, gray, and came in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

What do Harvard and a virgin have in common?

You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did the scarecrow get the job?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did you learn in school today?

Not enough I have to go back tomorrow!