What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Why do social justice warriors hate math?

all the inequalities

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What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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None. They prefer Natural Light.

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