What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too?

Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)

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When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"