Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Who is the prettiest of my friends?

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What's a dank memer's favorite letter?

A' lmao

What's the most popular Internet meme in China?

Ayy lMao

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How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose?

He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Juan

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How does an alien get back to his home planet?

ayy lmao

What's pirates' favourite meme?

Ayy lmao

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Who writes all his plays on the Internet?

Will-e. Shakespeare.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Spelling!

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.