Meme Jokes

What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

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How do memes go to the proms?

In a lmaosine

What's the difference between dreams and memes?

I haven't given up on my memes yet

What do Germans look at on the internet?

Danke memes

What did one meme say to the other meme?

Dank

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Where did the memes make their last stand?

The Aylmao.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

What would I be if I were twice myself?

a meme.

What do you call the misuse of a meme?

A misdememer.

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Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

What is the opposite of a meme?

A youyou

What do you call a person who uses multiple accounts to upvote their own memes?

Unidank

What do Germans say when you show them a meme?

Danke.

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Double Jokes More Double Jokes

How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Seize Jokes More Seize Jokes

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

How do you seize the means of production?

By overthrowing the bourgeoisie

German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a german that does the exact opposite of what he says to do?

A hypokrout.

Why are all German cats dead?

They have nein lives.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.