What would I be if I doubled myself?

Meme

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What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.