What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.