What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

Why couldn't the dinosaur cross the road?

There were no roads!

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What's the difference between the 2016 presidential debates and a pen of baboons relentlessly fighting over the dead stinking corpse of a sheep?

Microphones!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear ?

Winnie the Pooh !

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.