What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What did one skunk say to another?

And so do you!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.