Because it was covered in sheet
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they are ugly and they stink.
Geodorant.
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
Bran He is Hodorless
Because he fell asleep on duty.
Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.
Because their eggs stinked!
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
Because the trees break wind.
Because it has a turd in it.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
So blind people can hate them too
A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)
A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!
Because they like raising a stink !
Because of the B O
It raises a stink!
Something that stinks and stings!
I am saury.
Kermit the frog's finger
Because their feet stink.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Because he had a stinking cold!
Microphones!
You stink at telling jokes."
Because he needed a crap.
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
Dr.Dre
Dr. Dre
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
How do you fit 20 Cubans in a shoebox? Tell them it floats!
When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.
None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
He cracked up.
Omelette!!
Staple food to the ceiling!
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*
Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
Catch you later
He catches a buzz.
