Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off?

Aw shucks!

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

How do I know you're not a cop?

If I was a cop, how would I have this " *shows police badge that just says 'Not a Cop' on it* Oh, okay good

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east ?

Tuesday