Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

Why did the cop wake up his son?

To stop a kid napping.

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Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

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What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

Why did the janitor flush the toilet?

Because it was his duty.