Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

Why don't cops get along with black people?

They should at least take a shot at it

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

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What is Call of Duty called in Afghanistan?

The Sims

What is a businessman's favorite game?

Call of Duty: Economic Warfare