Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

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Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!