Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

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What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

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What did the fish say for stinking up the sushi restaurant?

I am saury.

What did one smell say to the odor?

You stink at telling jokes."