Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why does it smell of tires?

There are two black people fighting.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?

When they had lots of sleepless knights !

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How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise?

Calf Raises.

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Why did the ghost stink?

Because it was covered in sheet

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.