Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

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Why did nobody in the Orlando nightclub fight back?

They weren't thinking straight.

Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What is the difference between an elevator and black people?

And elevator can raise kids

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.