Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad?

one actually fights for change

What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

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What do you call someone who raises poultry?

A chicken tender.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer

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Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too