Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !