What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

What was the last thing that the homeless man heard before becoming a giant?

Go big or go home

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

How do you raise a baby elephant ?

With a fork lift truck !

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

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What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?

A. So the French can show them how to surrender.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes