A. They really raised Cain.
By looking out the kitchen window.
China probably can pop corn in one minute.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man
Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
It's Christmas, Eve!
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
He got tired of kicking him around.
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
