What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.