What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.

What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.