What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

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What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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What did the Australian Chess player say to the waiter?

Cheque, mate!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

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What's your view on lesbians?

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