What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

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How do you stick things together like Fred Flinstone?

You add a dab of glue.

What did capital 'O' say to capital 'Q'?

Hey, put that thing back in your trousers!"

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

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What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

How did the Australian make the Olympics?

He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.