Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

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What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.