Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Because they can't even

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

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Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

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The car and the bus both have wheels.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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How do you spell that?

t-h-a-t

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer