Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What do you call a dark wizard that loves to give hickeys?

a necromancer

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.