How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why did the cultists adopt a dead child?

They wanted to raise the dead.

What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

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Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.