How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.