How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.