Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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What's the difference between spider man and superman?

peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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Why did the clown wear loud socks?

A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.