Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Republicans Jokes More Republicans Jokes

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

A: None. The democrats do that.