Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.