Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive