Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.