Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.

Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining