Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

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How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining