Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?

Look, no hands!

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

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Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining