Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.

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How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

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Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf?

A self-awarewolf.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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Why aren't Japanese optimistic?

Because not every cloud has a silver lining

Why are Werewolves such pessimists?

They refuse to look at the silver lining.