Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet