Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

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What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet