Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave.

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What can be found in a Judge's freezer?

Just ice.

What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

What do you call the mercury mine?

Hg wells

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet