Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

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Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet