How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party?

She had to go t'work instead.

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How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet