How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet?

A Hygiena.

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What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

How does NASA organize their company parties?

They planet. Please take pity on me i am very unfunny :(

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How does a solar system have a party?

How does a solar system have a party? They planet

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.