Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

Why is Lamar Odom so much fun...?

Because, he's just dying to party.

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Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

Why is the ulna the second funniest bone in our skeleton?

It's near-humerus.