Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why didn't the skeleton go for prom?

Because it had nobody.