Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

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Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest