Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

Prodigy Jokes More Prodigy Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Sublime Jokes More Sublime Jokes

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

How many maple leafs does it take to change a tire?

Only 1, unless it's a blowout then the whole team shows up

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista