Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Why is everything lying on the floor?

my mom asked Gravity, I replied.

Mini Cooper Jokes More Mini Cooper Jokes

How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?

Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What's the difference between like, love and lust?

Spit Swallow Gargle

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

What would you call the Fantastic Four if Snoop Dogg joined the team?

The High Five

Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Sublime Jokes More Sublime Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

What's the worst part about season 1 of Lost?

The episode.