Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Starbuck Jokes More Starbuck Jokes

What is a Muslim who works at Starbucks called?

A Terrista

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Sublime Jokes More Sublime Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge