Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Why do University of Alabama graduates place their diplomas on their rear-view mirrors?

So they can park in handicap spots.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia never get together?

Because Luke was looking for love in Alderaan places!!

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

Why did the global warming activist compliment the earth?

Cause it looked hotter than usual! (I'll see myself out)

Bono Jokes More Bono Jokes

What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

What's the difference between God and Bono?

God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.