What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

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What did the candle say to the flame?

You're getting on my wick.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw