What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

A: Are you going out tonight

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)