What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

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What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.