What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Nah Jokes More Nah Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.