What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?

Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

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Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day?

Because she never marries the best man.

When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after it finishes college.