What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

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Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

Who's there ! Charles ! Charles who ?

Charles your luck on the lottery !