What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

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Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Luck Jokes More Luck Jokes

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner